Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Vicky Cristina Barcelona: Sexy Smart Redemption



Woody Allen proves his breadth and perseverance with his new film “Vicky Cristina Barcelona.” After cranking out nearly 50 films in over 40 years, a few judgment lapses have overturned some questionable projects but do not overshadow his accomplishments and certainly not his iconic reputation as a comedic, self indulgent (and deprecating), nerve-consumed filmmaker. His latest animal is a coherent, vibrant creature that revives any faltering messes before it, reassuring that given more chances to produce — which he obviously has no problem getting — he will retrieve his spot as one of the most influential film makers of our time.

As the title alludes, Barcelona is the gorgeous painting of a city that fosters and instigates the feverish romances that infiltrate the story’s characters, from minor to major. The two title characters, Vicky and Cristina (Rebecca Hall and Scarlett Johansson, respectively), two best friends who seemingly couldn’t be more different in their romantic desires and expectations, seek post-grad refuge in Barcelona. A mysterious and sexy but not handsome bohemian artist, Juan Antonio (Javier Bardem) swaggers into their lives to sex things up a bit, to say the least.

Bardem’s Juan Antonio has a soothing quality, with his eyes and voice as the root sources followed by his coaxing way of controlling a situation, or attempting to. He approaches Vicky and Cristina in a restaurant after an art exhibit they all attended and without introduction, presumptuously invites them both on an excursion to Oviedo with scandalous intentions. Each woman’s response to his proposition are telling of their character. Cristina is intrigued, blushing and eager and Vicky is cold, insulting and repelled. Cristina finally persuades Vicky, an engaged woman, to join her and Juan Antonio to Oviedo, a small, quaint Spanish town.

Vicky is refreshingly blunt, outspoken and affirmative. She psychoanalyzes Juan Antonio about his infamous relationship with his ex-wife, Maria Elena (Penelope Cruz), without regard to his feelings. She mercilessly expresses her distaste for Juan Antonio. Cristina, on the other hand, is attentive and charmed by his company and accepts his invitation to sleep with him, but demands that he seduce her first, in a little game of pretend naiveté. Although Vicky’s outer shell seems to be hard and impenetrable at first, her weaknesses shown early — like losing herself completely at the first pluck of Spanish guitar — are indicative of her eventual succumbing to Juan Antonio.

A new chapter surely begins with the introduction of the feisty Maria Elena who comes back into Juan Antonio’s life after a suicide attempt. He takes his perhaps mentally ill ex-wife in after Cristina has moved in as his next leading lady, to further complicate matters. Penelope Cruz steals the show almost upon her first frame. Though Scarlett Johansson’s bombshell qualities are celebrated, and rightly so, she is no match for the older Spanish knockout whose eyes could pierce diamonds. Maria Elena is a torrential whirlwind disguised by a petite and exquisitely sultry frame. This could be —dare I say — Penelope Cruz’s best role yet, bringing hysterical energy as a highly creative and unstable artist whose actions and unchecked opinions also bring a substantial contribution to the film’s comedy. She of course is partial to the Spanish language, which angers Juan Antonio when she rudely continues to speak Spanish in front of the exclusively English speaking Cristina. Her first line in English spoken in that painfully cute accent is a request for Vodka upon her return from the hospital where she was fed meds.

A recipe for a love triangle is ready with two unbelievably looking women, one the past lover of Juan Antonio and one the current, all residing under one roof. Other affairs and romantic scenarios take place outside of this one, concerning Vicky’s status with her WASPy fiancé and also Patricia Clarkson, who plays the woman hosting the two girls in Barcelona, with her marriage.

Besides the quality of the acting, classic Woody Allen techniques are exercised to make the film the achievement that it is. Long, lingering camera close ups display the actors, showing favoritism to Johansson — Allen’s proclaimed muse. Violence is present in a surprising and wildly funny way and narration carries the plot with a collegiate-English lit-workshop-tone, appropriate for the graduate intellectualism of Vicky and Cristina.

The fate of the characters is unclear and left to the viewer’s foresight, but are assumed to be reflective of their actions hitherto the ending. But as we all know, life is what you make of it and thus, unpredictable. This film is elaborately delightful.

A-






Friday, August 8, 2008

DEFEND CONEY ISLAND






Why do the corporate moguls always have to crash the party of the proletariat? Coney Island is a cultural paradise where the young, the old, the fat and thin alike, the Russian and any other nationality can all intermingle and sing kumbayas of summertime, or any time for that matter. By 2011, it is expected to be completely transformed, and thus completely devoid of its intrinsic charm.

Big wig Joseph Sitt is the new starry-eyed owner with plans of destructing authenticity and erecting twenty first century enhancements in its stead. He plans to put in over two million dollars worth of high rise modern hotels, an indoor amusement park and retail stores not of the independent ilk, possibly sacrificing old trademark structures and establishments along the way.

The beloved metropolitan oasis is perfect for a local's one day gettaway or a more premeditated commuter's vacation. Its entire appeal is the dingy and feel-good vibe. A place where the working man can feel at home and uninhibited. The best part about the attraction is its frequenters. Several languages can be heard just walking down the boardwalk, and on the beach the tan and the beautiful frolic alongside the tacky and gluttonous. Kicks can be had whether they may be shooting the freak or targets in a wooden saloon setting. Tummies can be tousled on the Cyclone, a roller coaster still going after 80 years. The Wonder Wheel is the biggest Ferris wheel in the country.

Locals are hopeful — or perhaps in denial — of the park's preservation. A Brooklynite cafe clerk claims "they said it was going to change last year and nothing happened. They said last year was the end of the original Coney Island. I don't think anything will really happen." The clerk went on to say her boss upon hearing of the potential tearing down of certain parts of the park and the plans of new sleek developments went to the annual mermaid parade last year dressed as a "mermaid in mourning," complete with a black mermaid suit and veil. This year, she returned with the same suit, but glamorized.

Here's hoping the new and flashy won't monopolize the humble and rickety for once. Leave Coney Island alone in all its glory, meaning without the frills. This is one piece of tarnished silver that should not be polished.

Rose Petal Cocktail


Rose petals, torn
Bicardi Raspberry
Simple Syrup
Rose Water
Top with Champagne or Soda Water
Lime

Served at The Modern in Manhattan, satellite restaurant of MoMa - The Museum of Modern Art

delicious!